This book is not for everyone. In fact, it’s really only for people who can appreciate the relationship between humor and shock value, like someone telling a joke so offensive you can’t help but laugh to escape the discomfort. When we meet Helen, she’s lying ass-up in a hospital due to an anal lesion she got while shaving her gouch, and she’s not even a bit embarrassed. She is the most shameless female protagonist I have ever read, which is arguably the key to her charms. She is a young, sexually precocious woman who is divinely comfortable in her own filth. Yes, this novella is explicit and shocking, but it’s also kind of brilliant and, surprisingly, liberating.